Seagulls are bold, but they know a lot more than we think. What if the broken Hipster Hans glasses are a window to another dimension? Or an escape route for fish sandwiches to a country where they are never eaten but worshipped? Or what if the breaking of the Hipster Hans glasses is a sign of an impending apocalypse? They were snatched illegally, but no one can yet predict what the consequences will be.